This Gluten in Your Muffin cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! The quote for this project is from a 2015 episode of Saturday Night Live with Kevin Hart as the host. The line comes from a very funny sketch about gentrification in Bushwick, Brooklyn. Kenan Thompson uttering “You actin’ like someone …
This Blues Brothers cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! The quote comes from the 1980 movie “The Blues Brothers” starring John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd. The movie is a classic that has achieved cult status, and for good reason. First off, it has a great plot and it’s hilarious. Also, the …
This no speed limit sign cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! This is the latest in my fun series of road sign projects. In fact, this was created as a result of a custom order request from someone who had seen my other road sign patterns. It turned out so well …
This Polaroid cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! This was just pure fun for me. This lyric from the OutKast song “Hey Ya” has always cracked me up. And the song itself is just pop-funk-dance perfection – admit it, you’ve danced to this song! After doing some research on the Polaroid …
This Spinal Tap cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! This pattern is perfect for anyone who appreciates this hilarious movie that has turned into a cult classic. And if you’ll note, the border pattern is of little Stonehenge stones “in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.” Even if you haven’t …
This new and fun Blazing Saddles cross stitch Read it… cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! The quote for this pattern comes from the “Harumph” scene. When his secretary has an urgent telegram from Rock Ridge, the Governor replies: “Read it, read it… you wild bitch.” I have always thought that …
This Craig Ferguson Ass Mode cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! This pattern comes from the intros to his Tweetmail (Tweets and emails) segment. This video shows the first jingle from the Twitter era, and it introduced us to “Ass Möde.” “Ass Möde” must have hit someone’s funny bone as they carried the …
This Life Sucketh Not cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! This is a phrase I came up with a long time ago, and it’s a fun way I appreciate living the good life. There are those moments when everything is… just fine. There are times when I just stop for a …
I’m happy to say that I’ve made some great progress on my compass needlepoint project! Last time I posted about this was in January, shortly after I started stitching. Well, despite being on the road since May, I have managed to work on it quite a bit. The pattern is based on a compass rose …
This Monty Python cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! The quote for this pattern comes from the opening credits of their 1975 movie, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. This is one of the silliest movies in history, starting from the very first moments of the opening credits. Lots of people involved …