This Blues Brothers cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! The quote comes from the 1980 movie “The Blues Brothers” starring John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd. The movie is a classic that has achieved cult status, and for good reason. First off, it has a great plot and it’s hilarious. Also, the …
This Polaroid cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! This was just pure fun for me. This lyric from the OutKast song “Hey Ya” has always cracked me up. And the song itself is just pop-funk-dance perfection – admit it, you’ve danced to this song! After doing some research on the Polaroid …
This Spinal Tap cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! This pattern is perfect for anyone who appreciates this hilarious movie that has turned into a cult classic. And if you’ll note, the border pattern is of little Stonehenge stones “in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.” Even if you haven’t …
This new and fun Blazing Saddles cross stitch Read it… cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! The quote for this pattern comes from the “Harumph” scene. When his secretary has an urgent telegram from Rock Ridge, the Governor replies: “Read it, read it… you wild bitch.” I have always thought that …
This Craig Ferguson Ass Mode cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! This pattern comes from the intros to his Tweetmail (Tweets and emails) segment. This video shows the first jingle from the Twitter era, and it introduced us to “Ass Möde.” “Ass Möde” must have hit someone’s funny bone as they carried the …
This Life Sucketh Not cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! This is a phrase I came up with a long time ago, and it’s a fun way I appreciate living the good life. There are those moments when everything is… just fine. There are times when I just stop for a …
This Monty Python cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! The quote for this pattern comes from the opening credits of their 1975 movie, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. This is one of the silliest movies in history, starting from the very first moments of the opening credits. Lots of people involved …
This Stripes cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! The source for this pattern comes from the sweatshirt that Elmo, played by Judge Reinhold, was wearing for the mud wrestling sequence. [“Well sir, we were going to this bingo parlor at the YMCA, well one thing led to another, and the instructions got …
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This Craig Ferguson cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! This list is of how Craig and Geoff speak when Craig rings his desk bell. It goes like this: One ring: We speak German Two rings: Still German Three rings: Dracula Four rings: Italian Bill Clinton (“what’s-a-come-and-a-go”) Five rings: Room service (usually Jerry …
Craig Ferguson Cross Stitch Pattern “Ring the Bell…” Read More »
This Craig Ferguson cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! This pattern is based on a funny quote from him when he was being “fabulous” for a minute. He must have just given someone a verbal bitchslap, or was talking about his wardrobe (well, he does have outstanding socks). I just wish …