Projects by Ancora Crafts – WIPs and things on Etsy
This Craig Ferguson Ass Mode cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! This pattern comes from the intros to his Tweetmail (Tweets and emails) segment. This video shows the first jingle from the Twitter era, and it introduced us to “Ass Möde.” “Ass Möde” must have hit someone’s funny bone as they carried the …
This Life Sucketh Not cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! This is a phrase I came up with a long time ago, and it’s a fun way I appreciate living the good life. There are those moments when everything is… just fine. There are times when I just stop for a …
This cross stitch guide to the NFL is my contribution to this year’s Crafty Football Blog Hop hosted by commissioner Diane Gilleland of CraftyPod! Like last year’s blog hop, this 2014 hop is a combination of participants in the Crafty Fantasy Football League (#CraftyFFL) and other fellow crafty and inventive football fans. Update 2024: The …
I’m happy to say that I’ve made some great progress on my compass needlepoint project! Last time I posted about this was in January, shortly after I started stitching. Well, despite being on the road since May, I have managed to work on it quite a bit. The pattern is based on a compass rose …
DMC glow in the dark floss (DMC E940) is now available in my Etsy shop! As you can see here, this DMC glow in the dark floss really works! It’s a great way to add some intrigue to a Halloween project, to include a secret message into a needlework project, or to add some …
This Monty Python cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! The quote for this pattern comes from the opening credits of their 1975 movie, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. This is one of the silliest movies in history, starting from the very first moments of the opening credits. Lots of people involved …
This Stripes cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! The source for this pattern comes from the sweatshirt that Elmo, played by Judge Reinhold, was wearing for the mud wrestling sequence. [“Well sir, we were going to this bingo parlor at the YMCA, well one thing led to another, and the instructions got …
Stripes Cross Stitch Pattern – Death Before Disco Read More »
This Craig Ferguson cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! This list is of how Craig and Geoff speak when Craig rings his desk bell. It goes like this: One ring: We speak German Two rings: Still German Three rings: Dracula Four rings: Italian Bill Clinton (“what’s-a-come-and-a-go”) Five rings: Room service (usually Jerry …
Craig Ferguson Cross Stitch Pattern “Ring the Bell…” Read More »
This Craig Ferguson cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! This pattern is based on a funny quote from him when he was being “fabulous” for a minute. He must have just given someone a verbal bitchslap, or was talking about his wardrobe (well, he does have outstanding socks). I just wish …
This new and very fun Blazing Saddles cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! The quote for this pattern comes from Lili Von Shtupp as played by Madeline Kahn. When someone knocks on her “dwessing woom” door, she replies “Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome, c’mon in!” I designed the floral border pattern in honor …