This Craig Ferguson cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop!
This list is of how Craig and Geoff speak when Craig rings his desk bell. It goes like this:
- One ring: We speak German
- Two rings: Still German
- Three rings: Dracula
- Four rings: Italian Bill Clinton (“what’s-a-come-and-a-go”)
- Five rings: Room service (usually Jerry from room service calls Craig)
If this sounds like lunacy, it is! It’s all a part of why Craig’s show is so uniquely funny.
For those of you unfamiliar with the gentleman, Craig Ferguson is the host of the Late Late Show, on after David Letterman’s (soon to be Stephen Colbert’s) Late Show on CBS. He is FUNNY, and most of what he says is improvised. Like he says, it’s not like any other late night talk show!
The border pattern is made up of the German flag (twice, of course), the Transylvanian flag, the Italian flag, and the international signal flag for H – Hotel!
This pattern is perfect for all hobos and fans of Craig Ferguson and the Late Late Show, especially his Robot Skeleton Army.
I also have two other Craig Ferguson cross stitch patterns available: “The Bastards Don’t Own Me,” and “I think I just earned a merit badge in FIERCE!” They’re fun – check ’em out!
