This Stripes cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! The source for this pattern comes from the sweatshirt that Elmo, played by Judge Reinhold, was wearing for the mud wrestling sequence. [“Well sir, we were going to this bingo parlor at the YMCA, well one thing led to another, and the instructions got …
Stripes Cross Stitch Pattern – Death Before Disco Read More »
Welcome to Variegated Floss Projects Part 6! Update 2020: This post and it’s predecessors were published back in 2014, so many of the links and photos may not go to active blogs anymore. To see all of the photos, I suggest you look at my Pinterest boards for Variegated Floss Projects and Variegated Yarn Projects …
This Craig Ferguson cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! This list is of how Craig and Geoff speak when Craig rings his desk bell. It goes like this: One ring: We speak German Two rings: Still German Three rings: Dracula Four rings: Italian Bill Clinton (“what’s-a-come-and-a-go”) Five rings: Room service (usually Jerry …
Craig Ferguson Cross Stitch Pattern “Ring the Bell…” Read More »
This Craig Ferguson cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! This pattern is based on a funny quote from him when he was being “fabulous” for a minute. He must have just given someone a verbal bitchslap, or was talking about his wardrobe (well, he does have outstanding socks). I just wish …
This new and very fun Blazing Saddles cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! The quote for this pattern comes from Lili Von Shtupp as played by Madeline Kahn. When someone knocks on her “dwessing woom” door, she replies “Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome, c’mon in!” I designed the floral border pattern in honor …
Welcome to Variegated Floss Projects Part 2! In this six-part series I’m sharing a ton of ways to use variegated floss in craft projects ranging from needlework and quilting to furniture, jewelry, and home decor. Update 2020: This post and it’s predecessors were published back in 2014, so many of the links and photos may …
This Should is a Bad Word cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! Well, as you can see, the pattern doesn’t use the word “bad,” it uses stronger language. That more accurately describes how I feel about “should.” “Should” is rooted in expectations you perceive from your friends, your family, from society …
Welcome to Part 1 of this six-part series on variegated floss projects! I’m going to share a ton of ways to use variegated floss in craft projects ranging from needlework and quilting to furniture, jewelry, and home decor. Update 2020: This post and it’s predecessors were published back in 2014, so many of the links …
This Caddyshack cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! This is my second Caddyshack cross stitch pattern – you can read the blog post about the first pattern, “Au revoir, gopher.” Once again, the quote for this pattern comes from Assistant Greenskeeper Carl Spackler as played by Bill Murray. The text of the scene is below …
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This Young Frankenstein cross stitch pattern is the latest addition to my Etsy shop! We all know the scene – Dr. Frankenstein (played by Gene Wilder) offers to help his obviously hunchbacked lab assistant Igor (played by Marty Feldman): Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You know, I’m a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with …