This Craig Ferguson cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! This list is of how Craig and Geoff speak when Craig rings his desk bell. It goes like this: One ring: We speak German Two rings: Still German Three rings: Dracula Four rings: Italian Bill Clinton (“what’s-a-come-and-a-go”) Five rings: Room service (usually Jerry …
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This Craig Ferguson cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! This pattern is based on a funny quote from him when he was being “fabulous” for a minute. He must have just given someone a verbal bitchslap, or was talking about his wardrobe (well, he does have outstanding socks). I just wish …
This new and very fun Blazing Saddles cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! The quote for this pattern comes from Lili Von Shtupp as played by Madeline Kahn. When someone knocks on her “dwessing woom” door, she replies “Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome, c’mon in!” I designed the floral border pattern in honor …
This Caddyshack cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! This is my second Caddyshack cross stitch pattern – you can read the blog post about the first pattern, “Au revoir, gopher.” Once again, the quote for this pattern comes from Assistant Greenskeeper Carl Spackler as played by Bill Murray. The text of the scene is below …
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This Young Frankenstein cross stitch pattern is the latest addition to my Etsy shop! We all know the scene – Dr. Frankenstein (played by Gene Wilder) offers to help his obviously hunchbacked lab assistant Igor (played by Marty Feldman): Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You know, I’m a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with …
This Caddyshack cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! The quote for this Caddyshack cross stitch comes from Assistant Greenskeeper Carl Spackler in a very funny performance by Bill Murray. His attempt to kill the gopher involves dropping explosives down all the gopher holes. Needless to say, hilarity ensues. Youtube has a clip …
This James Bond cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! The quote for this pattern comes from the movie You Only Live Twice. Bond is in Hong Kong and in bed with a Chinese woman. Her last line in this conversation is just so perfect that I had to stitch it: Bond: Why …
This Craig Ferguson cross stitch pattern is now available in my Etsy shop! Craig Ferguson is the host of the Late Late Show, on after David Letterman’s Late Show on CBS. He is FUNNY. He doesn’t use a script – most of what he says is made up on the fly from some bullet points. …